Thursday, May 31, 2007

Paris got a booty parther!


The whore known as ms Valtrex was picked a cell mate for her Juve sentence today! I haveto say this is going to be interesting how she spends her time in jail! She is going to have a series" Paris goes to jail, the true of the matter" I have no doubt in my mind that when she locked up, Big Bertha gon be eatin' that up! Paris you need to get a real job trick!

This is the real story Z100

All that success for nothing

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Prince Celebrates Fragrance Launch with Macy's Performance


Purple Rain, Purple Rain...! The man of sex allure is lunching a new sent to be presented at the Macy's in Minneapolis! He will be performing for 1,400 lucky fans! I hope to the Lord that some lunatic ass womon or man won't go on the stage and meet his ass down for not the getting a spray of the Purple passion!

Stop talking about my man wife!


Word on the black love circuit is that Usher is pleading his love for his Drag to be! In a report from BET Ushear is telling the Radio satiations to stop making jokes about Tameka and his mother's feud! Man you dumb as a box of damn rocks! The first amendment gives Americans that right to free speech! So if silence is what you want, take yo ass to China, they are a communist! Usher you know that black radio stations are going to despise the fact that you fired your mother, for your wife do be, for that fact that yo mama has always had yo back! When she leave yo ass, you going be saying Let it burn", for real! Bitch look like a man anyways!

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Actress/Singer Lindsay Lohan Starts Second Stint in Rehab


This is a baser man! Over the weekend this silly white hoe got a DUI, and that found that Yay in her Benz! She is the type of bitch that come in the looking for that good shit! She reminds me of the baser that twerk for dope! Anyways here is what Z100 is saying about this damn ass hoe going "BACK" to rehab! Her mama need to slap the dog shit out of her! here the juice ya'll
Troubled star Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab!

The actress, who was arrested for driving under the influence (DUI) on Saturday morning after crashing her Mercedes convertible in Beverly Hills, California checked into Promises rehab facility in Malibu Monday.

A friend tells In Touch magazine, "She finally realizes it's the right thing to do. She is going willingly."

It will be the second time in just over four months the star has been admitted to a rehab facility - she completed a 30-day program at Wonderland in Los Angeles in February.

She will stay at Promises for 30 days and will then participate in an outpatient program.

But before checking into rehab, Lohan partied over Memorial Day weekend.

She reportedly passed out in the passenger seat of a car driven by DJ pal Samantha Ronson following a Memorial Day party at Hollywood nightclub Teddy's Monday.

According to reports, a disheveled-looking Lohan slumped into Ronson's car - who she is alleged to have been chasing at the time of Sunday's crash which led to her arrest - with blood on her hand from a fresh wound.

She was also photographed stumbling outside the club, and appeared to be vomiting on the sidewalk at around 4am Monday morning.

I can see the weave all over the floor!


I'll be damned! Jay-z trying to start a war in the Music States of Hollyhood! Word from mediatakeout.com is that These 3 will work together on an upcoming single! You know Ri Ri is the new hoe of Def Jam, and with reports of infidelity in the camp, Beyonce may have a chance to beat that ass! I hope that this callabo will ruin the relationship that J and Bee are trying to build!

50 Cent about to turn into 50 dollars!

Damn 50 I see that you are not dumb as you look! Word on the block is that 50's Vitamin water was bought out from Coke-Cola for about 4.1 Billion dollars! I have to put my head down becuase I thought that 50 was the most uneducated human being on earth! I can't hate on this man, he got that cash! Here is more of the report here!

Nasty dirty bitch in a half! Mr.Ross with his fuck toy!


I swear to the Lord in the sky, this whore is going to kill somebody with that rotten ass cochie of hers! Here is her and Evan Ross (His mammy is a child abuser) taking this whore out to Mr.Chows in LA! If this was me I would take this hoe to Chuck E Cheese an give that hoe 5 tokens to play games with, and if that bitch didn't have my prizes, I'm gon but my foot up her ass! This hoe needs a real man and stop fucking with these Hollywood punks! She need a man to slap her ass down and put her ass in reality check mode for real! Kim stop being a Trucker Bay City whore! , for Christ sake!

Kelly on the cover of KING!


The po sista of Beyonce is on the cover of King! She looks like she needs a damn Hamburg and fries! She look good, but her legs look a little to greasy for my taste, hope they didn't have her on the floor sliding against the walls an shit!
The album is ok, but this is not going to get her the recognition that she deserves! I really feel that her album is to club and not enough emotion to really take her to the bank! Kelly baby you need to find some producers that can rock yo account and your image!

This week in Hollyhood!




Digimon is a family man [Bossip]

Counterfit condoms being sold in Harlem [All Hip Hop]

Miss USA takes a fall [ONTD]

Sanjaya: "I am art" [Yahoo]

Kanye shows CL some love, drops new video [Concrete Loop]

Brandy gets sued, again [Juicy News]


Oh I see why celebrities make the world go round! It is the fact of we have boring ass lives, and can't mind our own got damn business so we have to invade and snoop around the shit hole to find news!
wow!